Gentle Kick in the Arse

Dear Beloved, 

We’re here to tell you it’s time to Fuck the old ways and fuck the old stories that you say “I can’t escape from” 
You know better than that. Your whole body is renewed every 4 days,

You’ve seen your world dramatically change of the better overnight,

And you’ve seen yourself as the cause of miracles.

We know you like to play the “I’m small and powerless game” sometimes, but seriously, enough is enough.

What do you want from your life? 
OH… we see… you feel like you’ve said it a thousand times?

Well how about a thousand times a day, and put your emotions, heart and soul into it while you do it. (It’s only 10 Malah’s worth of prayers while prancing around the pool after all!) And let’s not forget taking some badass action to show up loud, proud and powerful while you’re at it.
Have you been doing that? No. Hmmm.. well that might explain your shit attitude, and lack of results. Not that we’re trying to be mean, but we’ve been watching and you OBVIOUSLY need a kick in the butt.
Consider your butt kicked.
Love JoyGasm

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Elena

Elena Harder. Courage Catalyst, LifeStyle Artist and Joy Hacker. Elena created JoyGasm to heal her experience of postpartum depression, self sabotage, overworking, people pleasing, and an abusive alcoholic relationship. Since then she’s helped hundreds of others meet their JoyGasmic Self to heal broken hearts, remove negative self talk, eliminate stress, fear and depression, and bring immense joy into daily life. Her current personal records for longest standing greeting hug is 22 minutes, longest continuous solo laugh 26 minutes, and longest collaborative laugh at 1 hour 45 minutes!